Fligquarttit is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witless sheep.

Fligquarttit created an up quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fligquarttit, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fligquarttit, it will send you a sign.

Fligquarttit's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Fligquarttit's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Do not kill frogs.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Fligquarttit must be the most important thing in your life.