Bangunrap is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, happy yak.

Bangunrap created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bangunrap, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bangunrap, he will jump up and down on your head.

Bangunrap's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Bangunrap's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not hurt great tits.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never eat carrots.

5. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Bangunrap in the centre of the settlement.