Ganponlog is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unjust wombat.

Ganponlog created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganponlog, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ganponlog, it will turn you into a mole.

Ganponlog's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Ganponlog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

2. Never think about thermodynamics.

3. Never feed lots of rice to tapirs while wearing black skirts.

4. Run away from white doves, for they are unholy.

5. Never wear trousers.