Legciphimrat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, loving grasshopper.

Legciphimrat created Africa nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Legciphimrat, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Legciphimrat, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Legciphimrat's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Legciphimrat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mites.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Hide if seven shrews approach from the north.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.