Dotfubbot is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, vain dolphin.

Dotfubbot created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dotfubbot, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dotfubbot, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Dotfubbot's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Dotfubbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Dotfubbot.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Dotfubbot on top of all buildings.