Vin is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, generous duck.

Vin created life five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vin, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vin, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Vin's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Vin's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vin.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Worship no other gods but Vin.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never write about comets.