Afzenquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, contented shrew.

Afzenquaf created the cosmos four million years ago.

If you believe in Afzenquaf, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Afzenquaf, it will be very sad.

Afzenquaf's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Afzenquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Afzenquaf.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.