Cusstigyok is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, kind hyena.

Cusstigyok created Asia three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusstigyok, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cusstigyok, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Cusstigyok's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Cusstigyok's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

5. Do not make images of living things.