Litflagqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humane finch.

Litflagqueeg created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Litflagqueeg, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Litflagqueeg, she will strike you with lightening.

Litflagqueeg's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Litflagqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

3. Never sing near great tits.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not make images of living things.