Manwatgon is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, sapient shark.

Manwatgon created tapeworms six billion years ago.

If you believe in Manwatgon, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Manwatgon, she will turn you into a snail.

Manwatgon's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Manwatgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime.

2. Never feed rice to tortoises while wearing white skirts.

3. Always help monkeys.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never jump in holy places.