Randadyat is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, egotistical walrus.

Randadyat created Europe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Randadyat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Randadyat, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Randadyat's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Randadyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Randadyat.