Rullhattabhen is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, flying crab.

Rullhattabhen created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullhattabhen, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rullhattabhen, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Rullhattabhen's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Rullhattabhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity near sheep while wearing fawn shorts and balancing five iron spheres on your legs.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never sprint in the presence of cats.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Rullhattabhen in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always help nematodes.