Hogbagcut is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonourable clam.

Hogbagcut created matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogbagcut, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hogbagcut, it will be very sad.

Hogbagcut's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Hogbagcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick geese.

2. Do not eat tomatoes.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not speak about garlic.

5. Always look after injured otters.