Wabbadyebfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, cheerful seal.

Wabbadyebfarn created an up quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabbadyebfarn, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wabbadyebfarn, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Wabbadyebfarn's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Wabbadyebfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not dye your hair green.