Mutflatfar is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, temperamental jellyfish.

Mutflatfar created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mutflatfar, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mutflatfar, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Mutflatfar's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Mutflatfar's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Always pray immersed in water.