Gudflow is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, irritating bee.

Gudflow created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudflow, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gudflow, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gudflow's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Gudflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

5. Put Gudflow first in all things.