Dusshudbud is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, duplicitous raven.

Dusshudbud created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dusshudbud, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dusshudbud, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dusshudbud's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Dusshudbud's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five manatees approach from the south.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dusshudbud.

5. Never eat green fruit.