Ligkoptal is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, passionate dragon.

Ligkoptal created light nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ligkoptal, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ligkoptal, he will not care at all.

Ligkoptal's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Ligkoptal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ligkoptal.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Dogs are not to be trusted.