Kadfligyom is a god.

He takes the form of a small, confident horse.

Kadfligyom created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadfligyom, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kadfligyom, he will manifest in front of you.

Kadfligyom's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Kadfligyom's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry birds.

2. Never talk about whales.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Kadfligyom must be the most important thing in your life.