Yobtuncab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, generous lizard.

Yobtuncab created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yobtuncab, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yobtuncab, it will destroy your home solar system.

Yobtuncab's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Yobtuncab's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat carrots.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about tapirs.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.