Madhadlist is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, flying zebra.

Madhadlist created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Madhadlist, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Madhadlist, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Madhadlist's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Madhadlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always look after injured pigs.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Madhadlist.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never run in holy places.