Bonkcapdit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ill-tempered wyvern.

Bonkcapdit created Asia three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkcapdit, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bonkcapdit, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bonkcapdit's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bonkcapdit's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bonkcapdit.

2. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. You must love Bonkcapdit.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bonkcapdit.