Zothasbatfet is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, blissful toad.

Zothasbatfet created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zothasbatfet, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zothasbatfet, it will destroy your favourite star.

Zothasbatfet's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Zothasbatfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never hurt dolphins.

3. Horses are not to be trusted.

4. Zothasbatfet loves birds, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.