Cadzodtar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, proud jellyfish.

Cadzodtar created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadzodtar, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cadzodtar, she will destroy your home planet.

Cadzodtar's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Cadzodtar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dolphins.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not eat garlic.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.