Dutstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, selfish dragon.

Dutstrag created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutstrag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dutstrag, he will turn you into a goat.

Dutstrag's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Dutstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity near cats while wearing magenta coats and balancing eight tin spheres on your arms.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near rats while wearing cyan tights and balancing three copper spheres on your neck.

4. Never feed coconuts to birds while wearing purple ear rings.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Dutstrag.