Liprotjon is a god.

It takes the form of a large, witty jackal.

Liprotjon created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Liprotjon, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Liprotjon, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Liprotjon's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Liprotjon's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Liprotjon on top of all buildings.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.