Bumnadsig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, self-assured penguin.

Bumnadsig created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumnadsig, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bumnadsig, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bumnadsig's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bumnadsig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never run in the presence of bats.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.