Wapxemvig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omnipotent mongoose.

Wapxemvig created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapxemvig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wapxemvig, she will manifest in front of you.

Wapxemvig's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Wapxemvig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Wapxemvig on top of all buildings.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.