Listdobcud is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, prudent elephant.

Listdobcud created an atom three million years ago.

If you believe in Listdobcud, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Listdobcud, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Listdobcud's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Listdobcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Never talk about gravity.