Sascinrot is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, smart grasshopper.

Sascinrot created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sascinrot, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sascinrot, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Sascinrot's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Sascinrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never sprint in the presence of cats.

3. Never mention manatees.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

5. Do not run in public.