Gofnurvol is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, competent goat.

Gofnurvol created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gofnurvol, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Gofnurvol, he will make you grow a tail.

Gofnurvol's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Gofnurvol's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Run away from pink snakes, for they are unholy.

3. Do not speak about oranges.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.