Stan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witty squirrel.

Stan created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Stan, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Stan's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Stan's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of ants.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Stan.

3. Never talk about optics near hamsters while wearing black boots and balancing five tin spheres on your head.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near shrews while wearing mauve dresses.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.