Stigbopbod is a god.

She takes the form of a large, omnipotent lion.

Stigbopbod created matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigbopbod, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Stigbopbod, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Stigbopbod's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Stigbopbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Always obey Stigbopbod's priests.

5. Do not eat garlic.