Pandiblam is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, merciless jackal.

Pandiblam created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pandiblam, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Pandiblam, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Pandiblam's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Pandiblam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near eagles while wearing gray skirts and balancing three carbon spheres on your legs.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Pandiblam.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not make images of living things.