Hakyarappgov is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, benevolent frog.

Hakyarappgov created life nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hakyarappgov, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hakyarappgov, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Hakyarappgov's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Hakyarappgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snakes.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Hakyarappgov loves birds, so they must be honoured.