Nillbagtam is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sapient otter.

Nillbagtam created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillbagtam, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nillbagtam, she will think nothing of it.

Nillbagtam's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Nillbagtam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white dogs, for they are unholy.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Nillbagtam on top of all buildings.

3. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

4. Run away if nine sharks approach from the east.

5. Never think ill of sick otters.