Nullmisspag is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, weak turtle.

Nullmisspag created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullmisspag, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nullmisspag, he will throw large rocks at you.

Nullmisspag's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Nullmisspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Nullmisspag on top of all buildings.