Yarbumnul is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, fussy pig.

Yarbumnul created water four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarbumnul, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yarbumnul, it will cry a lot.

Yarbumnul's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Yarbumnul's Holy Commandments

1. Yarbumnul must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Retreat if five shrews approach from the north.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Yarbumnul on top of all buildings.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.