Cibsiskem is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, two-faced mouse.

Cibsiskem created light six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibsiskem, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cibsiskem, she will turn you into a tree.

Cibsiskem's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Cibsiskem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Never write about spacetime.

4. Cibsiskem must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not eat cucumbers.