Sawdumrull is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, moody wolf.

Sawdumrull created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawdumrull, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sawdumrull, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sawdumrull's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Sawdumrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.