Timweepib is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, loving mouse.

Timweepib created dark energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timweepib, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Timweepib, it will turn you into a dog.

Timweepib's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Timweepib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Timweepib on top of important buildings.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.