Capjadkem is a god.
She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-confident
gnu.
Capjadkem created oxygen two million years ago.
If you believe in
Capjadkem, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Capjadkem, she will turn you into a sparrow.
Capjadkem's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Capjadkem's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Never chant near snakes.
3. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Do not hurt snails.