Pinrownar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish yak.

Pinrownar created the cosmos seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinrownar, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pinrownar, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Pinrownar's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Pinrownar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six bats in a large pit.

2. Never think about gravity near squirrels while wearing cyan trousers and balancing three copper spheres on your head.

3. Pinrownar loves goats, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink alcohol.