Mifpodlad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, narcissistic badger.

Mifpodlad created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifpodlad, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mifpodlad, he will laugh at you.

Mifpodlad's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Mifpodlad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Never feed rice to capybaras while wearing cyan shirts.

3. Never think about special relativity near swans while wearing green corsets and balancing three carbon spheres on your face.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Do not kill porpoises.