Bastdagcamwod is a god.

He takes the form of a large, humorless squid.

Bastdagcamwod created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Bastdagcamwod, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bastdagcamwod, he will boil you in a big pot.

Bastdagcamwod's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Bastdagcamwod's Holy Commandments

1. Bastdagcamwod must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Hide if three sharks approach from the west.

4. Hide from gray dogs for they are unholy.

5. Never look in ponds.