Viddadman is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, bad-tempered zebra.

Viddadman created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Viddadman, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Viddadman, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Viddadman's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Viddadman's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Viddadman six times a day.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Viddadman.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.