Bumbuscut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witless skunk.

Bumbuscut created a Higgs boson five million years ago.

If you believe in Bumbuscut, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bumbuscut, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bumbuscut's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bumbuscut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

3. Never feed lots of beans to mites while wearing cyan corsets.

4. Never talk about mice.

5. Do not listen to music.