Fosshivster Honhanlat is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, staggering cobra.

Fosshivster Honhanlat created Europe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fosshivster Honhanlat, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fosshivster Honhanlat, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fosshivster Honhanlat's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Fosshivster Honhanlat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not kill gulls.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Do not drink alcohol.