Popruttgepvonk is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-assured hare.

Popruttgepvonk created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Popruttgepvonk, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Popruttgepvonk, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Popruttgepvonk's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Popruttgepvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not keep five rats in a large pit.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.