Sakgutfly is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthoughtful dragon.

Sakgutfly created humankind eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakgutfly, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sakgutfly, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sakgutfly's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Sakgutfly's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Retreat if eight monkeys approach from the west.

3. Never write about dark energy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never feed lots of beans to moths while wearing blue jumpers.